if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
same, Jared, same
I always tear up at this.
Parents of the year since the 90’s
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
MATH IS RED ENGLISH IS BLUE SCIENCE IS GREEN END OF STORY BYE
yes YES holy shit yes ^